Dirty Ice Cream

P.S. I think I look stupid in this photo but Mr. Ice Cream Vendor is keeping it cool (",)

When i was eight. I used to spend all the coins i can dig from my pockets to buy dirty ice cream from around the corner near my school then. I remember always negotiating with the ice cream vendor to make my ice cream cone higher by adding more scoops. I was such a patron of his rolling tin cart of ice cream that eventually he told me a little secret. He told me that whenever someone would request for additional ice cream scoops, he would squeeze on his ice cream scooper and because it all happens too fast, the customer thinks a scoop is being added but actually he is scooping off the ice cream cone, therefore you end up with less scoops of ice cream than before you requested for additional scoops. Before we know it, we've been punked (",)

Last Sunday, I enjoyed a cone of dirty ice cream. I tell you i never fail to not remember what that vendor from back when i was still eight told me. (**,)