Deadly Blow

Music pasok: "tugsh ♪ tugsh ♫ tugsh ♪"

I dont normally buy tabloid newspapers. But the other morning, I bought a copy. The headline in all caps and bold red font made me do it. (- or maybe the Cornetto did.)

It said "BAKLA NAUTAS SA P20 NA ORAL SEX".

Immediately, the Cornetto Ice Cream TV Ads-Commercial played in my head where this party guy was trying to get in a bar...so he hands the bouncer 20 Pesos and the bouncer starts to beat box 'tugsh tugsh tugsh' and then flickers his flashlight on the guy while telling him to dance. The ad comes with the line "Saan Aabot ang BENTE PESOS mo?"

I guess... apparently, aside from a Cornetto Ice Cream...one can also avail a blow job, earn a bullet in your face and a death certificate. :/

~From the tabloid paper: 'Buhay ang naging kapalit nang paniningil ng P20 ng isang baklang pipi sa ginawa nitong oral sex sa isang sekyu matapos na bayaran siya ng bala sa ulo, naganap kahapon ng madaling araw sa Tondo, Maynila'

You blew the guy for 20 pesos. He took your life for 20 pesos. :(

Justice is not served at:

'Naaresto agad ang suspek, na si ----- , may asawa, security guard ....etc'

Justice is served, maybe... when finally, poverty is alleviated.